These clumsy translations from Chinese to English will leave you laughing. Epic Fails.
F*** Vegetables
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg1MDYzMzY5MTgy/1207.jpg)
Don’t Order the Greenstuffs!
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg1ODY4NjIxODM0/2.jpg)
Hand Grenade
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg2NjczOTE1MTU0/3.jpg)
Slip and Fall Down Carefully!
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg3NDc5MzAwMTA2/4.jpg)
Husband
Beware of Missing Foot
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg4ODIxNDc3Mzg2/5.jpg)
Beware of Missing Foot
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTg5NjI2OTAzMDA2/6.jpg)
The Wild Germ Hates Soup
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTkwNzAwNDQ4MjIy/7.jpg)
Potato the Crap
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTkxNTA2MDE2NzM0/8.jpg)
Stupid Beans
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTkyMzExMTI1MjY2/10.jpg)
Grab Me Now!
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTkzMTE2MzY2MDk4/11.jpg)
Whatever
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTkzOTIxOTU3ODU4/12.jpg)
Dumping
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk0NzI2OTc4ODM0/13.jpg)
Wang Had to Burn
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk1NTMyNDM5NTIy/14.jpg)
Fresh Crap
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk2MDY5NzU4OTg2/15.jpg)
Cat Ear or..?
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk2ODc0ODc4OTQ2/16.jpg)
You Are the Best!
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk3Njc5NzkyMDk4/17.jpg)
Evil Rubbish
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk4NDg1MjE5MzM4/18.jpg)
Poor Duck…
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNTk5NTU4ODMwMDkw/19.jpg)
One of Those Time Sex Things…
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjAwMzY0MjkyNzM5/20.jpg)
No Shitting
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjAxMTY5NDUzMDI2/21.jpg)
Beware of Safety
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjAxOTc0NzU5Mzk0/22.jpg)
Don’t Be Edible
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjAyNzgwMDU1NTYy/23.jpg)
Whisky&C*ck
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjAzMzE3MDU3NTQ2/24.jpg)
Crap Stick
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA0MzkwNjc4NDk4/25.jpg)
Deformed
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA1NDY0NjU5MjE4/26.jpg)
Examination
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA2MjY5OTIzMjk4/27.jpg)
No Discunt
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA3MDc1MDExMDM4/28.jpg)
Don’t Touch Yourself
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA3ODgwMzE2MTc4/29.jpg)
Racist Park
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA4Njg1NjM1NTk0/30.jpg)
Execution in Progress
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjA5NDkxNDAwNzE0/31.jpg)
Reverse Psychology
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjEwMjk2MzY3NTgy/32.jpg)
New Flavor
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjExMTAxNzYxNTA2/33.jpg)
Unlike Put Your Shoes On My Face
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjExOTA3MTExMzkw/34.jpg)
Cheap, Fast & Easy
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjEyNzEyMTU0Mzg2/35.jpg)
Do Not Disturb
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTkzNjEzNTE3Njk1NjE5/36.jpg)