For when your supermarket decides to mess with you…
1. As soon as you step in, it taunts you.
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2. It insults you as you walk the aisles.
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3. It pre-empts your purchases with snarky asides.4. It charges per egg, daring you to challenge it.
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5. It tells you that you don’t know what a donut is.
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6. It passively suggests new activities for you.
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7. It makes a mockery of your obsession with hygiene.
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8. And even when you buy basics it mocks you.
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9. It subtly challenges your mental arithmetic.
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10. It suggests recipes you won’t try.
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11. It trolls you in the bulletin board.
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12. It collaborates with thieves.
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13. It makes thinly veiled death threats.
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14. It can barely conceal its loathing.
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15. And it will never let you leave.
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via BuzzFeed