Taxidermy is not particularly a pleasant practice, but when the taxidermist has absolutely no idea what they are doing it becomes instantly worse. The hilarious twitter account, Crap Taxidermy just posts rubbish taxidermy. This is guaranteed to make you laugh.
1. Dance like nobody is watching.
2. "Dude! Lets hit the Gym, its neck day again!".
3. "Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy fell down the Well and you're too fabulous to care?!".
4. "Don't worry Grandma, we'll have a proper family photo when Charlie's finished pissing about."
5. "Draw me like one of your French Girls."
6. "Sorry to disturb you guys but I think somebody took a shit on the carpet."
7. "Fuck the Police!"
8. "Its too early, I'm phoning in sick."
9. "Whos awesome? That right buddy, you are."
10. The terrifying Molar Bear.
11. "I'm a bird! JK, I'm a Cat, April Fools!!!"
12. What does the Fox say? My guess is he'd probably ask for a more ergonomic chair.
13. "What have you done to my Mittens Mr Taxidermist!"
14. "The poles might be melting but that don't mean I ain't gonna dance on em sister!"
15. Heres to Monday.
16. "Well hey there!".
17. "I'm never drinking again."
18. "Can I interest you guys in todays specials? We have Fish bones served on a sock and a half eaten Apple."
19. The face you make when your friend is talking to someone you don't like.
20. "Its puff-puff- pass pal. Not Puff-tell your life story-puff, pass."
21. "Fetch me an Aspirin and a Bacon sandwich please love."
22. You know my swag, not my story.
23. Half Leopard, Half Footstool, all Terror!.
24. "Tell me the truth Foxy, did you eat my golf club!?"
25. Is it a Bear? Is it a Wolf? Is it a Wardrobe? who knows...
26. Talented musician at work.
27. "Im feeling on top of the world!."
28. "Say Cheeeeese."
29. "Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!"
30. The ferocious KoalaBeaver!
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