So it turns out there are some exceptionally funny job titles out there, anybody want to apply to be a penguinologist?
1. Professional Snuggler
2. Namer of Clouds
3. Space Lawyer
4. Head of Elephants
5. Parkour Specialist
6. CEO of Science
7. MILF Commander
8. Extreme Unicyclist
9. Lube Manager
10. Knitter-in-Residence
11. Cool Kid
12. Pork Rind Expert
13. Hairapist
14. ANALRAPIST
15. Science Viking
16. Bride Kidnapping Expert
17. Beardsman
18. Penguinologist
19. Director of Sand Bags
20. Bear Biologist and paperfolder
21. Ranch Dressing Expert
22. VP of infinite infinity
23. Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
24. Suspicious Fisherman
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