Twitter allows users to express themselves in just 140 characters, and thats all they need to tell the absolute truth about life.
1. Trying to drink whilst lying down:
"So You Think You Can Drink Something Laying Down Without Pouring It All Over Your Face"
— MJ (@sucittaM) May 21, 2014
2. Twitter stalking:
3. Trying to turn your life around:
trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/eBnPH9KxMZ
— no (@tbhjuststop) November 2, 2014
4. When being cool requires effort:
5. Going out to a club:
Hell yes I want to go to a club. Standing awkwardly in a room isn't the same if I'm not paying for it
— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) October 29, 2014
6. Things that need creating:
hi mom can you come pick me up from life
— Emily Rose (@emilyrose_tcb) October 29, 2014
8. Dirty People:
9. About love:
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but eating pizza with them instead.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 29, 2014
10. About adult life:
Adulthood is mostly just faking that you have any idea what you're doing.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 4, 2014
12. When you are hungry:
when the food is taking too long pic.twitter.com/bFNWkEalFv
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) October 26, 2014
13. Whats really scary:
14. Those who forget names:
sorry i remembered your cat's name but not your fiancé's
— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) May 12, 2014
If you think America is cool, let me remind you that there was an entire year where people posed as Tebow at every fucking wedding.
— Atman Thakrar (@AtmanThakrar) June 5, 2014
Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.
— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) November 6, 2014
19. Chip Dip: