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19 Tweets That Told the Absolute Truth

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Twitter allows users to express themselves in just 140 characters, and thats all they need to tell the absolute truth about life.

1. Trying to drink whilst lying down:

"So You Think You Can Drink Something Laying Down Without Pouring It All Over Your Face"

— MJ (@sucittaM) May 21, 2014

2. Twitter stalking:

3. Trying to turn your life around:

trying to turn my life around like pic.twitter.com/eBnPH9KxMZ

— no (@tbhjuststop) November 2, 2014

4. When being cool requires effort:

5. Going out to a club:

Hell yes I want to go to a club. Standing awkwardly in a room isn't the same if I'm not paying for it

— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) October 29, 2014

6. Things that need creating:

7. Life:

hi mom can you come pick me up from life

— Emily Rose (@emilyrose_tcb) October 29, 2014

8. Dirty People:

9. About love:

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you but eating pizza with them instead.

— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 29, 2014

10. About adult life:

Adulthood is mostly just faking that you have any idea what you're doing.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 4, 2014

11.Everyday life:

12. When you are hungry:

when the food is taking too long pic.twitter.com/bFNWkEalFv

— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGirI) October 26, 2014

13. Whats really scary:

14. Those who forget names:

sorry i remembered your cat's name but not your fiancé's

— allison tanenhaus (@atanenhaus) May 12, 2014

15. Fitness:

16. America:

If you think America is cool, let me remind you that there was an entire year where people posed as Tebow at every fucking wedding.

— Atman Thakrar (@AtmanThakrar) June 5, 2014

17.Answering Questions:

18. Shopping:

Nothing is more terrifying than making eye contact with the guy running that mall kiosk.

— Men's Humor (@MensHumor) November 6, 2014

19. Chip Dip:

via BuzzFeed