28 Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

Cats can be curious creatures. One minute they are all fluffy and full of cuddles, the next minute they seem like they want to kill you. Here are 28 signs that your cat is plotting to kill you.

1. When your cat looks like this:

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2. Or you walk into a room and see this:

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3. If your cat looks like an evil mastermind.

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4. If you are reading this book and this is your cats reaction:

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5. If you get home and are met with this:

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6. Or if everyone else is happy and your cat looks like it hates everything, especially you.

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7. If your cat likes to creep on you like this:

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8. If you’ve recently given your cat a bath and this was its facial expression:

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9. If your cat has eyes this evil:

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10. If your cat looks at you like this whilst you eat:

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11. If your cat looks at you like this:

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12. Or if your cat starts acting like this:

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13. Sometimes the signs won’t be so subtle.

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14. Other times you’ll just be met with a disapproving look.

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15. It might be time to start hiding that book up.

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16. Because your cat will know that you know its evil plot.

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17. And things could start to get pretty serious.

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18. Evil stares intensify. Biting begins:

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19. Some might still try and play it cool though:

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20. Some will be constantly disgusted with you:

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21. Whilst others won’t even try and hide how much they hate you.

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22. Still plotting, waiting for the perfect moment.

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23. Not even christmas can cheer this cat up now.

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24. Your cat will become even more grumpy.

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25. It will start trying to source a murder weapon… such as electrical wire!

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26. And when you least expect it…

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27. Maybe even in the bathroom…

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28. Your cat will strike.

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About the Author: Blaze Press

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