The single life isn’t easy, everyone else is in a relationship and shoving it in your face whilst you dodge questions as to why you’re still alone. The again, who needs a relationship anyway? here are 22 tweets that perfectly sum up how it feels to be single.
1. Confusing.
When you can't really tell if someone is into you or not pic.twitter.com/DbtK9mCstQ
— Stumbler Top (@StumblerTop) October 11, 2015
2. Pizza.
pizza won't divorce you
pizza won't betray you
pizza won't cheat on you
pizza won't fight with youwhy don't people just marry pizza
— 9GAG ❤️ Memeland (@9GAG) October 11, 2015
3. The reasons why.
#ImSingleBecause 😂 pic.twitter.com/C9wu99Tfoe
— Jeffrey Barker (@TheJooof) July 30, 2013
4. Ready to flamingle.
https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/489568727156146176
5. Pick yourself up.
When nobody’s there for you so you gotta pick yourself up pic.twitter.com/PPoOJUu6dg
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) October 11, 2015
6. The amount of time.
#ImSingleBecause pic.twitter.com/JaHK9vnNAR
— CHAM4 🦍 (@Chama_Is_Shama) August 25, 2015
7. It’s destiny.
https://twitter.com/iQuoteComedy/status/657080509344952320
8. Dinner for one.
Dinner pic.twitter.com/xV22iQAE1T
— Elizabeth Barela (@elizabethbarela) September 5, 2015
9. The cycle.
5 stages of being single: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, texting your ex something random then going like "sorry wrong message"
— Mae (@mzeld) January 10, 2015
10. Even pieces of paper get more action.
https://twitter.com/antijokeapple/status/546724389249888256
11. Even your own echo puts you in the friendzone.
'You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."
— Sasshole (@RidiculousSheri) May 26, 2014
12. Interacting is difficult.
https://twitter.com/TheFunnyTeens/status/652695115635396608
13. Maybe you prefer the single life.
https://twitter.com/Lmao/status/349120484799037440
15. People in relationships throw it all in your face.
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
16. Not even the dog loves you.
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby) September 19, 2015
17. The days all roll into one.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) November 5, 2012
18. Who needs a relationship anyway.
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?
— Babs Gray (@BabsGray) March 28, 2014
19. It’s all about consistency.
https://twitter.com/teenagertexts/status/560432128375414785
20. Because grammar.
him: your single? why?
me: you're*
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
21. But there are perks.
https://twitter.com/Suzichapstick/status/628417445292740609
22. You never get what you want.
