The great thing about Twitter is that allows people with shared interests to connect and what better interest is there than a deep love for food, something that we can all relate to. If you’re a real foodie then you’ll totally be able to relate to these 19 hilarious tweets.
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Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful
— keef pants again (@slim_shakyy) December 6, 2016
2.
Just saw a baby eating a crossiant and for a second I was so jealous I could SHAKE WITH RAGE and then I remembered I am 31 and can buy one
— Matt Lees (@Jam_sponge) October 26, 2016
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https://twitter.com/dj_rocklee/status/829153425921290240
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The fire alarm's gone off at Westfield Stratford and these girls have walked out of Nando's with their plates. Priorities pic.twitter.com/0q2e4FrOO6
— ughleni (@hitoopee_) February 17, 2017
5.
COP: any reason you were swerving back there?
ME: I dropped a curly fry on the floor
COP: and you had to-
ME: I had to get it— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) August 19, 2016
6.
listen. i fuckin–look at me–i fu–LOOK AT ME IN MY EYES–i fucking love coconut
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) June 25, 2013
7.
ME: There's no i in team but there is one in pizza
WIFE: so you’re not going to share
ME: I am not going to share— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) January 18, 2016
8.
[drive thru]
McDonald's employee: Have a good night
me: I love you too— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 17, 2017
9.
*walks up to microphone during wedding reception*
*taps on mic; everyone smiles*
"Anyone that doesn't want their cake, pass it to me please"— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) July 25, 2015
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Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
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Parmesan Sir?
"Yes please"
Say when.
*Grates Parmesan*
Sir?
"…"
*Grates fingers*
SIR?
"…"
*Grates entire hand*
Please…I have a family.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) July 8, 2014
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I stay strapped pic.twitter.com/N1JuPtOaap
— RIP (2012-2016) (@trillowpet) November 8, 2013
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[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom]
"I've counted these fries."— Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 (@thatdutchperson) July 16, 2015
16.
I'm currently helping my husband look for his chocolates that I ate last Friday.
— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) June 10, 2016
17.
a girl at this yoga studio just took a cupcake out of her locker took a bite of it and put it back in
— pascalle (@pasxalle) January 26, 2017
18.
I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE & FURIOUS ANGER THOSE WHO-
"Here's your McFlurry, sir. Sorry for the wait"
OH THAnk you
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) May 3, 2016
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