Cats are awesome, but very temperamental. Its extremely hard to judge what kind of mood they are in. Thats why you need to read this and learn what their cat expressions mean.
Meaning: I just clawed the back of the sofa.
Meaning: Getting really sick and tired of your crap.
Meaning: How the hell did I get here? I must run around like something possessed until I figure it out.
Meaning: Everything in life is ruined because of this one bad decision.
Meaning: You are going to regret the day you were born.
Meaning: Wow I had no idea you were that clever.
Meaning: That is disgusting.
Meaning: OMG. How did you do that!? TEACH ME.
Meaning: Dear lord, please forgive me for my sins!.
Meaning: Look me in the eyes whilst I decide your fate human.
Meaning: Dont forget, I am the boss round here.
Meaning: I didn't know you were back this early.
Meaning: Wait.. What?.. oh.
Meaning: I wish I could un-see what I just witnessed.
Meaning: THATS AMAZING.
Meaning: Hungry and angry. Someones going to get bitten.
Meaning: If you want my body, and you think Im sexy...
Meaning: Will I ever catch the that red dot.
Meaning: Please, help me. Oh dear god.
Meaning: Thats how you clean yourself? You filthy human!.
Meaning: How can I lay on the keyboard and annoy you if you are not on it?.
Meaning: Whatever you are doing, keep going until I stop staring like this.
Meaning: Let me have one of those.
Meaning: That meal was perfect. You did good human.
25. I Regret Nothing
Meaning: I have never been happier than I am right now.