The internet is an amazing free place where information can easily be accessed and enables people to connect and share all over the globe. Unfortunately these two functions of the internet meet on Yahoo Answers, where random people over share information with millions by posting personal, stupid and ridiculous questions to everyone.
If half of these questions actually made sense, we are pretty sure you could find the answers on the internet anyway. Never mind though, here are 50 of the most ridiculous questions ever asked on Yahoo Answers.
1. Can you lose your virginity if you fall?
2. Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?
3. My girl swallowed after oral now I’m worried she get pregnant. i bought her laxtives but don’t know how to ask.
4. 8=====D is this a shovel or crying smiley face? So confused?
5. Can you actually lose weight by rubbing your stomach?
6. What does fall 2010 mean ?
7. Help! I cannot take off my mother’s bra and she’s gonna be home in 5 minutes!!! The mirror doesn’t help much!?
8. Can I tell by the smell of my husband’s gas if he has been cheating?
Yes. Keep sniffing.
9. Do midgets have night vision?
Yes
10. What if the girl that thinks I’m the dad isn’t the mom?
11. How many calories are in a booger?
Not many. Keep on picking.
12. How can I convince my wife to let our hot maid sleep in between us at night? Please HELP!?
13. Can you use plastic food wrap instead of a condom for cucumber masturbation?
14. Is throwing your hair in the garbage safe?
15. What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?
16. My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it OK if she is vegan?
17. Is there a spell to become a mermaid that actually works?
18. How do you tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
19. How do I take care of my pet potato?
Chop it up. Place in oven.
20. How can I lose weight without moving?
21. How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
You don’t.
22. Is it okay to boil headphones?
23. Why is my sperm so powerful?
24. Is it weird that my dog likes to watch me pee?
25. I was bitten by a turtle when I was a young lad, should I still drink orange juice?
26. What incantations work best for summoning Jesus?
27. Why do my balls smell like ham?
28. How do you get spaghetti stains out of underwear?
29. Is there any possible way of making 2+2=5?
30. My bro has not had his first period yet?
31. How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers? pleaase help, i need to ask an URGENT question!!!?
32. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?
33. Girlfriend ain’t had period since getting pregnant?
34. How turn computer monitor intor mirror?
35. How much Listerine does it take to get drunk?
36. Is there anyway I can get this popular guy at school to get me pregnant?
37. STD from Dog is it possible? help…?
38. What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
Nothing. We doubt you have a wife.
39. How long can a little girl hold her breath?
40. I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?
41. Why does my screen say “www.bangbros.com” after my son leaves even though he tells me he’s doing homework?
42. Why should anyone judge me because I’m missing 1 tooth, I still have a great smile and a good personality?
43. Are my masturbation habits bad?
44. How can I test if my son is gay?
45. My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she’s constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
46. Why does steam come out of my vagina?
47. How does sex start from start to finish?
48. I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay. Is there a definitive way I can tell?
49. Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents having sex?
50. My girlfriend farted while we were kissing should I break up with her?
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