Single people count yourself lucky. Here are 20 things single people don’t have to deal with.
1. A really awkward proposal.
2. Public outbursts of love:
3. You won’t have to put up with over sharing. Some things are best left unsaid.
4. You don’t have o deal with text conversations like this:
You seriously woke me up for this!?
5. Having to deal with an ex on Facebook.
Leave his beard out of this.
6. Awful fancy dress outfits:
7. Really bad wedding photos:
8. You won’t have to endure matching outfits:
9. You won’t end up getting a stupid tattoo.
10. You won’t end up making mindless decisions:
11. You don’t have to battle for the bed covers.
No more duvet hogging.
12. No spooning cramps.
13. Awful romantic comedy films are optional.
If you want to watch love actually then you will.
14. You don’t have to battle over who’s family you are visiting during holidays.
15. The last slice of pizza is always yours.
16. You own the TV remote. You watch what you want to watch:
17. No matching outfits that only make sense when together.
18. You don’t have to pretend to like your partners annoying friends.
19. Not listening to someone complain.
20. And finally. Not having to put up with someone else’s bad breath in the morning.
