Need a way to make your business stand out from the rest? then why not take inspiration from these 18 unbelievably funny business names. It turns out there are a lot of clever names you can give to a barbers or a wine & spirit store.
1. They know what alcohol really is.
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2. Curl up & Dye. Umm.. ok.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTkwODk2MTA3NDkw/curl-up-and-dye.jpg)
3. They will send you wheelie mad.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTkxOTY5ODQ5MzE0/cycloanalysts.jpg)
4. The store for those that drink a lot.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTkyNzc1MTA1MTU1/dejabrew.jpg)
5. Florist Gump.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTkzNTgwNDM4ODAy/florist-gump.jpg)
6. The passive agressive barbour.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk0NjU0MTkzNjc0/ill-cut-you.jpg)
7. Jurassic Pork. Not there is a movie i’d like to see.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTg5ODIyMzQyNDE4/jurassic-pork.jpg)
8. Lawn & Order. Saving your grass.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk1NzI3ODk1MTcx/lawn-and-order.jpg)
9. Not the most reassuring motel sign ever.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk2NTMzMjQxODY2/luna-sea.jpg)
10. You Stupid.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk3MDcwMTIyOTc4/nim-com-soup.jpg)
11. A pane in the glass.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk3ODc1NDI5MzQ2/pane-in-the-glass.jpg)
12. Pita Pan
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk4NjgwNzEzNjk0/pita-pan.jpg)
13. A genius name for a wine shop.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MTk5NDg1OTkxNTU1/planet-of-the-grapes.jpg)
14. Surelock locksmith.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MjAwMjkxMzI1MjAy/surelock-homes.jpg)
15. The Temple of Groom.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MjAxMDk2NjU0ODE4/temple-of-groom.jpg)
16. Tequila Mockingbird
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MjAxOTAxOTM5MTY2/tequila-mockingbird.jpg)
17. It will indeed.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MjAyNzA3MjY3NTU0/thistle-do-nicely.jpg)
18. Yahpoo Plumbing.
![](https://blazepress.com/.image/c_fit,h_600,w_600/MTI4OTg0MjAzNTEyNTczOTIy/yahpoo-plumbing.jpg)
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