The 25 Funniest Signs Every Spotted Outside a Bar

"Trust me you can dance" - Vodka.
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In order to attract people into their bars owners will often stick signs out front in order to grab peoples attention and tell them what's on the menu... but not these bars. They've opted for a comical approach to grab peoples attention and if the signs are this funny you'll have a hard time looking away. Here are 25 of the funniest bar signs ever.

1. Hipsters or hamsters?

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2. I'd prefer the latter.

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3. The truth about coffee.

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4. Keep safe, eat lots here!

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5. Vodka could be the biggest lier ever.

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6. It's science.

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7. What more could you ask for.

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8. Because there's no situation that can't be fixed with alcohol.

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9. Sounds like heaven to me.

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10. The best kind of soup.

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11. This brought a tear to my eye... beautiful!

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12. "Oh my god, it's just like... like real life."

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13. Dory might be my new spirit animal.

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14. The ultimate husband getaway.

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15. Well that escalated quickly.

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16. Tequila!

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17. Read between the lines.

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18. I'll opt for the deluxe package.

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19. Bring your own.

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20. Not worth the risk.

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21. I've done the maths and it's a great deal.

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22. No great story started with a salad.

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23. Think carefully, you wouldn't want to put yourself in danger.

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24. Precisely.

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25. Dear alcohol, we need to talk.

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