25 People With The Funniest Names Ever

These names are so funny you won’t believe some of them are real. I cannot believe some parents would call their children these names, but they did! Now, if you’re a parent and your surname is “Brain” why wouldn’t you just call your child “Lord”? Lord Brain sounds nice, like he is meant for some really amazing things with his…brain. Still, it won’t stop people giggle a bit when meeting him. There are also parents so happy their kid was born healthy and beautiful and cute and amazing that they just name him whatever it comes in their heads after a few drinks, like, say, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop.

The thing is, it could happen to any of us. We just can’t choose our parents or have a say in how they name us. They have complete power over us at that moment and we only have to live with that or just go through all the fuss of changing our names. Still, what we’re wondering is, will these kids with really funny names who are just over the internet, take revenge on their children and also “curse” them with a name that will turn heads in the future. We hope…yes! It just brighten up our days. Don’t get us wrong. These people could be really amazing people, with astounding careers and really happy with their personal lives and they are more than worthy of being praised for succeeding with that in spite of their bullying-attractive names. Still, the internet does not forgive or forget. So, if you, dear reader, who happened upon our article, have one funny name like these above, rest assured, the internet will find you!

All these being said, here are 25 of the most ridiculous names ever!

If you like these, here’s even more funny names: 45 of the Most Unfortunate Names Ever


When you’re both a knight and a Jed I, then you’re probably meant for great things. You go, kid!


This boy was born to make things right in this world. We hope he succeeds


So, Jurassic Park is the Head of Group. What kind of group is that?


A bud of light is all you need in life.


A guy who was born to be a correspondent. This is what we call success.


They were made for each other, “by the name of it”


Read it a few times and you’ll get it, we assure you!


Add Bacon and everything is 100% better! Chris P. Bacon probably knows what is all about.


It must be a real roller coaster to be part of the University of Rhode Island…


Speechless! You comment here, dear reader!


Sue Sue H. Yoo. Oh, wait, she’s a lawyer! Bad call! It makes no sense? Nor her name!


Very hard to really understand what his name is all about. But. hey, hello, Mr. Pickle!


Lord Brain had a lot of brains to write this pretty serious book. Good job, Lord Brain!


So, this man walks the Earth since the times of the Tyrannosaurus Rex?


Doesn’t his name make you think his parents were high when he was born and decided to call him whatever came out of their mouths at that time? Yep, we think that’s an accurate description of how it all went down.


Some really dark kind of humour went through my mind here, but I’m not going to spill it out. Sorry, Mister Love, you’ll just have to live with yourself and your name for the rest of your life.


So, it basically says she is a little piece of meat. We’re sorry if that sounded too harsh, but that’s what her name says. Parents, why did you do that to her? Why? Why can’t we choose our names/parents?


This can’t be the real Donald Duck! It just can’t. Someone, please, wake me up!


He Ken Hurt you if he wants, but he’d rather help you so you don’t hurt anymore. Got it?


Long, happy life for her…or is it a him? Who knows!


Let us describe him: he is easy to talk to, very funny, loving and protective, loves the outdoors and probably plays basketball or football. Don’t you ever cross him or make fun of his loves ones ’cause he will find you and you’ll regret it. And he also works in transportation, yeah. And besides, he’s the most amazing person you will ever meet in your life. Or at least, that’s what the urbandictionary.com says 


He’ll have to prove he’s not a sham his whole life, now. Some people are more fortunate than others


Some men say they were complete looneys to get married. We hope Joe was not one of them


Probably the joke’s on him, though. Poor guy!


He probably failed to fulfill his real calling and ended up a hockey player. Instead of fighting with bears like a man should, he just skates after a piece of rubber. Poor guy!

If you like these, heres even more funny names: 45 of the Most Unfortunate Names Ever

via List25

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