60 Funny Names That Are So Unfortunate It’s Just Laughable

Funny names are neither easy, nor hard to come by. But,‘What’s in a name?’, argues Shakespeare.  (…) That which we call a rose/ By any other name would smell as sweet‘ That is what Shakespeare would tell us in his lyrical tale of the two infamous “star-cross’d” lovers, Romeo and Juliet. If we would extrapolate this, we could say their names were standing in the way of  their mutual love and passion. Truth is, not everyone in life is gifted with the right name. Some names are tragic, reminiscent of some old discord and some are can even get you in trouble. Others…well, other names are funny, so funny that they might even embarrass the wearer and be part of an article like this one, feature 60 funny names that are so unfortunate, it’s just laughable.

Some people with unfortunate, too hilarious to the point of embarrassing choose to change their names and go through all the legal fuss to do so. They’re the most determined.  Some of them, though, never change their names and they just go with the flow. These people are gold. They’re not afraid of the “public shaming”, they do not care, they have a name and that is enough for them. These people are untouchable and, lucky for us, these 60 people below are part of that category and decided to keep their names. Here are the funniest names ever.

So, what is a funny name, anyway? Funny, by definition, means causing laughter or amusement. It’s what keeps us happy, sane and humans at times. Humour is an art in itself, but having a funny name usually just happens. A funny name is usually a name that is either sounds similar to a funny word, like Ben Dover, which sounds like the phrase ” Bend Over ” right? Another hilarious name example could be someone who is called Jack Goff, now that’s an unfortunate name don’t you think?

If you like these, heres even more funny names: 25 People With the Funniest Names Ever

1. Dic* Smasher – that’s the real name, no joke

2. Jesus Condom

3. Judy Grahm Swallows

4. Wang Liqin

5. Ben Dover

6. Stef Craps

7. Dixie Normous

8. Anurag Dikshit

9. Jack Goff

10. Justin Sider

11. Thomas Fister

12. Wendy Wacko

13. Brownie Shytles

14. Dic* Pound

15. Peter Bunerz

16. Heath Cockburn

17. B.J Cobbledick

18. Mike Wiener and Thea Beaver

19. Woody Held

20. Mike Litoris

21. Chew Kok

22. Yolanda Squatpump

23. Dr Pornsak

24. Park Jurassic – that’s fake for sure

25. Bita Negar

26. Major Dickie Head

27. Jack Kanoff

28. Barhha Vegina

29. Oliver Loser

30. Robert, oh Robert, just change your name

31. Mister Love

32. Willie Stroker

33. Candy cummings

34. Dic* Tips

35. Destined Hooker

36. Phat Ho

37. Tiny Dic*

38. Uranius Johnson

39. Peanis breath

40. Dic* As*man is here

41. Batman Bin Superman

42. Bud Light – This is the best name ever

43. Dumas

44. Anass Rhammar

45. Dic* Champion

46. Gary Neighbors

47. Kash Register

48. F. YOU

49. Mrs. Rape

50. Lord Brain

51. Dr. Wheat Faartz

52. Cooking with POO

53. Ms. Whiener and Ms butt

54. Paul Twocock

55. Dic* Long – He knows why he is smiling

56. Hitler Mussolini

57. Chris P. Bacon

58. P. Ennis

59. Saad Maan

60. Pacific Centre

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