Ever wondered what dogs tell each other when they fall in love? I mean, there can’t be any of the “Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine” kind of stuff, or can it? Instead of “Here’s looking at you”, it could be “here’s sniffing at you, kid!”.. My, My, dogs are real lovers, don’t you think?
It all begins with a little heat, some butt sniffing and a “ruff” and the love is ready to take over. Instead of taking her out to the movies, you take her out to use your water hydrant and that is romance of the highest level. Just take a look below and scroll down through these 23 best pickup lines for dogs. It will make your day!
1. I love seafood, and your breath smells like crab cakes
2. Your bark is contagious
3. Where do you poop?
4. I’ve crossed all the dog parks in the world to find you
5. I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you
6. It was love at first sniff
7. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
8. I miss you more than my balls
9. Can you help me find someplace to pee?
10. Since chocolate is toxic to me, how ’bout little sugar?
11. Do you pee here often?
12.Hey gurlll want to help me bury my bone?
13.I’m looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy
14. With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week
15. Haven’t I sniffed you someplace before?
16. You can pee on my fire hydrant all night long
17. Can I get you a tennis ball?
18. You had me at ruff
19. Sniff my butt. It’s the quickest way to my heart
20. Come on, don’t make me beg!
21. I am looking for a leash-free relationship
22. I came here looking for a little tail
23. Is it warm out here, or are you in heat?